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May 10 May 10 Comey apologizes to Clinton, accuses Trump of treason Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
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May 5 May 5 Republican-led Congress votes to legalize The Purge Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
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May 3 May 3 Doctors tell Michael Flynn there's no immunity for treason Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
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Apr 28 Apr 28 Senator Jeff Sessions urges America to cut ties with foreign land of Hawaii Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Politics
Apr 28 Apr 28 After first 100 days, Clinton's approval rating soars to 91 percent Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
