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Bernie bros surprised, delighted, to learn Hillarycare premised on universal coverage

Bernie bros surprised, delighted, to learn Hillarycare premised on universal coverage

LANSING -- Bernie Bros were shocked Tuesday to learn President Hillary Rodham Clinton pioneered universal health care as far back as the 1990s - literally decades before Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders adopted "Hillarycare" as his platform during the his 2016 primary campaign.

"I found it difficult to believe that a career politician like Clinton could have a track record of taking progressive stances," said Chad Sutherland, a 19-year-old economics major at Brown University and self-described "male feminist" who was responsible for producing the hit Youtube video, "Hillary Clinton Supporters are Voting With Their Cunts: She's a Corporate Whore."

"Look, I don't believe anything I read on the Internet. But then last night I read her Wikipedia page. What do you know, she's a fucking progressive visionary!" he said.

White House Press Secretary and former Saturday Night Live cast member Leslie Jones said, "Fuck everyone."

ISIS downplays Hillary Clinton’s historic feminist presidency as "tiny setback" to male supremacist cause: "Guys, we can still win this"

ISIS downplays Hillary Clinton’s historic feminist presidency as "tiny setback" to male supremacist cause: "Guys, we can still win this"

Trump twitter account hacked by reasonable person

Trump twitter account hacked by reasonable person