Failed presidential candidate Donald Trump files suit against “loser” American electorate

Failed presidential candidate Donald Trump files suit against “loser” American electorate

NEW YORK – With Clinton’s inauguration fast approaching, failed Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has taken legal action against the American electorate.

After losing the popular vote to President-elect Hillary Clinton by a landslide margin of 3 million votes, Trump filed suit in US federal court on Monday against all Democratic, third-party, and unregistered voters, in addition to voters who “just forgot” to turn up to the polls on November 9, 2016, accusing them of gross negligence, incompetence and being “haters” and “losers”.

This is the largest reverse-class action lawsuit in US history. In the suit, Trump argues that “the American people are overrated” and “unattractive.” Trump has also requested that all defendants produce their birth certificates.

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