Biden’s ice cream truck makes "fabulous" Amtrak debut
NEW JERSEY - Signalling the beginning of his transition from life at the White House, Joe Biden has opened the first mobile shop in his forthcoming fleet of ice cream trucks.
Uncle Joe’s Rad Cones debuted at the AmTrak station in Newark, New Jersey Wednesday afternoon. When asked why he chose to enter the ice cream business, a rapturous gleam sparkled in his eye.
“I just fucking love ice cream,” Biden said.
Biden cited his frequent trips around the U.S. on official vice-presidential duties as the source of much of his ice cream research over the past 8 years.
Anonymous sources report that Biden’s favorite flavor is vanilla.