People realize alt-right “are Nazis”

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WHITEFISH, MT – Whitefish residents increasingly suspect that Richard Spencer, white supremacist and leader of the ‘alt-right’ movement, is a Nazi.

Residents spotted Spencer practicing the goose step and shooting at cardboard cut-outs of Hasidic Jews, outfitted in a Wehrmacht uniform and a toothbrush moustache on Tuesday. 

“I knew he loved Breitbart, but now, I think Spencer may in fact be a Nazi," said Spencer's neighbor Harold Green as Spencer walked to his mail box wearing an "I'm a Nazi!" t-shirt.

Regina King, another Whitefish resident, admitted she too has found it “hard to tell” if Spencer was a Nazi. Though Spencer's home is adorned with swastikas and he is often heard reciting Hitler’s speech “Why We Are Antisemites,” King said she thought him to be “too well-dressed” and “glamorous” to ascribe to the Third Reich’s ideology.

Sociologists speculate that all members of the alt-right are Nazis.

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