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Women of America feel ...respected?

Women of America feel ...respected?

As the first days of President Hillary Clinton’s administration have begun, women across America have reported an unsettling feeling. “I don’t really feel as afraid when I walk down the street any more. It’s almost like I feel like women are… respected? I don’t know, something like that,” Stephanie, age 24, reported.

“My daughter didn’t even know that women could be president - and now she won’t stop wearing her pantsuit to school and writing ‘President Sophie’ on all of her homework assignments!” noted Amanda, a 35-year-old mother from Philadelphia.

EPA accuses failed presidential candidate Trump of damaging ozone, snuffing hairspray

EPA accuses failed presidential candidate Trump of damaging ozone, snuffing hairspray

Disillusion, shock quakes Republicans on discovering Melania Trump was "an immigrant the whole time"

Disillusion, shock quakes Republicans on discovering Melania Trump was "an immigrant the whole time"