Aretha Franklin, Pussy Riot, and ghost of Frank Sinatra to perform at Hillary's inaugural ball

Aretha Franklin, Pussy Riot, and ghost of Frank Sinatra to perform at Hillary's inaugural ball

WASHINGTON -- White House Press Secretary Leslie Jones confirmed Tuesday that Aretha Franklin, Pussy Riot, and ghost of Frank Sinatra have agreed to perform at President-elect Hillary Rodham Clinton's inaugural ball on Friday.

Jones said there were only three slots, but so many celebrities begged to perform at the inauguration that the White House struggled to narrow down the field to list of six finalists, and in desperation made the final determination via a series of coin tosses.

Jones said Beyonce, Celine Dion, and Garth Brooks took the bad news graciously and are already slated to perform at Clinton's second inauguration in 2021.

 

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