Sarah Palin leaves husband Todd for Charlie Sheen: “He’s a bad boy, but I can reform him”
JUNEAU – Sarah Palin, former Governor of Alaska, GOP Vice Presidential nominee and prolific moose hunter served divorce papers on husband and oil worker Todd this morning, citing irreconcilable differences. In an interview with People Magazine, Palin said that Todd is “too reasonable” and “not rich enough” for her.
Confirming rumors that she has set her sights on another man, Palin admitted she has been locked in an affair with Hollywood’s favorite drug addict and womanizer, Charlie Sheen. Sheen has recently been revealed as the former lover of Ivana Trump and biological father of Ivanka Trump. When questioned about Sheen’s past and how it will fit with her public image of purity, Palin said, “He’s a bad boy, but I can reform him.”