Bill Clinton won't stop emergency calling Michelle Obama with urgent questions about White House vegetable garden
WASHINGTON D.C. -- Reuters reports that in the days since President Hillary Clinton was sworn in as America's first woman president, First Gentleman Bill Clinton has not stopped calling former First Lady Michelle Obama with urgent questions about the White House vegetable garden.
East Wing aides close to Bill Clinton said the former president and committed vegan first became fretful about the garden Tuesday morning during an interview with Anna Wintour about his new home-keeping responsibilities, at which point he compulsively started dialling Michelle Obama.
"I can't afford to fuck this up," Clinton reportedly said in a message to Michelle.
After seven missed calls, Obama called Bill back, telling the First Gentleman to "please calm down" and "focus on carrots," finally sending him a text message that simply said "You got this!"