Lonely Comey kicked by pony
WASHINGTON D.C. -- Federal Bureau of Investigation Director James Comey was kicked in the buttocks by a stray pony while walking on the National Mall Tuesday morning.
Comey, who is under congressional investigation for violating the Constitution by trying to throw the election to failed Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump, has been hospitalized.
The pony's owner, Darren Meyers, says the pony apologizes and did not intend to mete out vigilante justice.
"Unlike Comey, my pony would never pre-empt the findings of a criminal investigation."