Ivanka announces new alt-right clothing line: “Not your grandfather’s hood”
NEW YORK CITY – Ivanka Trump, daughter of the failed presidential candidate Donald Trump, announced Saturday that she is teaming up with her father to design a new line of white supremacist athleisurewear to be sold under her failing eponymous fashion brand.
According to a press release, the Trumps plan to promote their new sartorial offerings via a series of celebrity-heavy television commercials slated to air during reruns of A&E’s Duck Dynasty. The first commercial stars Oscar-nominated racist and anti-Semite Mel Gibson modeling white robes and a capirote. The other two ads feature modern Nazis Milo Yiannopoulos and Richard Spencer sporting red arm bands and loose-fitting capris as they terrorize local synagogues.
“Our tagline is ingenious, really. It’s simple, clean cut, just like our leisurewear and the shaved heads of our neo-Nazi fanbase,” Ivanka said. “Are you ready for this? It’s: Not your grandfather’s hood. Good, right?”