Bernie Bros insist things would’ve been no different under Trump administration

MANCHESTER N.H. -- According to the New York Times, "Bernie Bros" are widely dissatisfied with the first weeks of President Hillary Clinton's administration, with many insisting "a Trump administration would have been no different."

Mark Jones, 22, said he was not impressed by Clinton's cabinet, and remains very upset by Republican opposition to Hillarycare. "It is her fault that Republicans hate her. Bernie Sanders would have made them pass it, because of the revolution."

He was also angered by Clinton's nomination of Michelle and Barack Obama to the Supreme Court, saying, "it's more identity politics Washington insider bullshit."

He was also displeased by Clinton's appointing former Senator Elizabeth Warren Treasury Secretary, saying the former progressive darling "is a sell-out."