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Donald Trump overheard singing Jackson 5's "ABC," seemingly as learning device

Donald Trump overheard singing Jackson 5's "ABC," seemingly as learning device

MOSCOW – Footage from hidden cameras in a Moscow hotel room seem to show failed presidential candidate Donald Trump struggling to sing the Jackson 5’s hit song, “ABC.” While peeing in the shower, footage shows Trump stumbling through the lyrics: “A, D, Gee…easy as 1, boo, Me! Simple as bow, day, Lee…A, B, wee...guns to thee, baby, you and me!”

While Donald Trump has responded to the leaked footage by sending a series of grossly misspelled tweets decrying the recording as "American propaganda," all signs point to its authenticity. Before moving to Moscow earlier this week, Trump reportedly hired a tutor to teach him the alphabet in preparation for his aborted bid for the New York mayor. This development is just the latest embarrassment for the man who lost the presidential election to President Hillary Rodham Clinton by a crushing 3 million votes in November.

Linguists say that Trump should be able to learn the full English alphabet by this time next year, so long as he applies himself each and every day. 

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