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Ted Cruz confesses he, of course, killed Vince Foster

Ted Cruz confesses he, of course, killed Vince Foster

HOUSTON -- On Monday, Senator Ted Cruz went on Ellen to confess that he, of course, killed Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster in 1993.

"Look, I just love killing. Vince Foster was a left-wing guy, and I was happy to rid the world of his tender heart. Then, when the right-wing immediately blamed Hillary Clinton for his death, as you can imagine I was deeply surprised. It's only natural! But also delighted."

The Texas Senator remains the Republican front-runner to take on President Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2020. 

Johnny Depp apologizes for spousal abuse, Pirates of the Caribbean movies

Johnny Depp apologizes for spousal abuse, Pirates of the Caribbean movies

President Clinton greets Syrian refugees with cupcakes, compassion and puppies

President Clinton greets Syrian refugees with cupcakes, compassion and puppies