Ted Cruz confesses he, of course, killed Vince Foster
HOUSTON -- On Monday, Senator Ted Cruz went on Ellen to confess that he, of course, killed Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster in 1993.
"Look, I just love killing. Vince Foster was a left-wing guy, and I was happy to rid the world of his tender heart. Then, when the right-wing immediately blamed Hillary Clinton for his death, as you can imagine I was deeply surprised. It's only natural! But also delighted."
The Texas Senator remains the Republican front-runner to take on President Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2020.
