Wendi Deng beats shit out of Putin on the regular
MOSCOW -- Last month, Moscow fashionistas were aghast when tabloid photographers captured Russian President Vladamir Putin playfully wearing shirts to a series of public appearances. A shocking new report in RT claims Putin, who hates shirts, only turned to the dread garment in a desperate attempt to conceal bruises dealt him by girlfriend Wendi Deng.
Kremlin sources claim that Deng - whose penchant for violence was well-documented during former husband Rupert Murdoch's testimony to the Houses of Parliament - attacks Putin every night, saying he is "terrible at judo, horrendous at sex, and pathetic at leaving his wife," before sodomizing him with a high heel.
Though domestic violence is a serious problem in Russia, Putin recently decriminalized it. Was he trying to protect Deng?