Wendi Deng beats shit out of Putin on the regular

Wendi Deng beats shit out of Putin on the regular

MOSCOW -- Last month, Moscow fashionistas were aghast when tabloid photographers captured  Russian President Vladamir Putin playfully wearing shirts to a series of public appearances. A shocking new report in RT claims Putin, who hates shirts, only turned to the dread garment in a desperate attempt to conceal bruises dealt him by girlfriend Wendi Deng. 

Kremlin sources claim that Deng - whose penchant for violence was well-documented during former husband Rupert Murdoch's testimony to the Houses of Parliament - attacks Putin every night, saying he is "terrible at judo, horrendous at sex, and pathetic at leaving his wife," before sodomizing him with a high heel. 

Though domestic violence is a serious problem in Russia, Putin recently decriminalized it. Was he trying to protect Deng?

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