Gay porn director credits Trump and Putin's "raw chemistry" for industry boom

Gay porn director credits Trump and Putin's "raw chemistry" for industry boom

MOSCOW -- Traffic on gay pornographic websites has skyrocketed since last November, as millions of adults clamor to watch movies like, "From Russia With Love," "Golden Showers in Trump Towers," and "How to Steal an American Erection." 

On Thursday, world-renowned gay porn director Semyon Sokolov told Playboy Russia that this unprecedented industry-wide boom is all thanks to failed presidential candidate Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, whose "raw, undeniable connection has brought homoeroticism to new heights."

“On the world stage, they perform together with a passion that can’t be feigned. It has to come from the heart,” Sokolov explained. “Every time they give press conferences denying their relationship, you know they're lying, and you just want to see them passionately jerk each other off like they do nightly offset.”

In order to understand the rampant success of Trump and Putin videos, HillaryBeatTrump.org reached out to Ben Shapiro, a gay pornography analyst at Brigham Young University who holds a PhD in gender studies.

“These videos are only available on Russian pornography sites, so the largest demographic of viewers is young Russians,” Shapiro said. “Most of these people only understand English at around a third-grade level -- and so does Donald Trump. He speaks only in simple English words and phrases, such as ‘wonderful,’ ‘that’s terrific Vlad,’ 'your tiny penis makes my hand look yuge.' So at a linguistic level, Russian audiences are able to connect deeply with this rich gay American man, which is a very novel for them. And then they get to watch Putin, their favorite man on the planet, take off his shirt and connect with this American in an even deeper way.”

Sokolov also told Playboy Russia he feels that Trump's and Putin's "real life" collaboration deserves much more respect than the Russian press has been willing to give it. 

“A few weeks ago, RT ran an article about their joint press conference. But it said something like, ‘Trump and Putin seek to ease tensions,’” said Sokolov. “That headline borders on fake news! Ask any gay man, and he'll tell you that whenever Trump and Putin share the world stage, the sexual tension is throbbing!"

 

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