In press release, Judas, Typhoid Mary, and Neville Chamberlain disavow James Comey: "We're not misogynists"
THE BEYOND -- On Wednesday, Judas, Typhoid Mary and Neville Chamberlain issued a press release from beyond the grave in which they angrily rejected comparisons to FBI Director James Comey: "Though we may be vectors of human destruction, we're not misogynists," it read.
The trio gamely admits that Comey "has probably already surpassed us in terms of sowing misery, injustice and death," and concede that Comey's "egomania, self-delusion, and selfish disregard for law" would usually guarantee him a seat at their table on the wrong side of history - were it not for "his deep contempt for women as a group of people."
The press release quotes Judas saying, "I know a thing or two about persecution. What I did to Jesus was bad, sure. But what Comey did to Hillary Clinton - that's cold. Like me, Comey is a jealous bitch whose feelings of inadequacy, pride, envy and greed caused him to destroy the greatest progressive politician of his time. But the similarities stop there. I never hurt a lady."