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Anna Wintour bans Met Gala celebrities for smoking in cocaine-only bathrooms

Anna Wintour bans Met Gala celebrities for smoking in cocaine-only bathrooms

MANHATTAN -- According to Page 6, Vogue editor Anna Wintour has banned more than a dozen celebrities from attending next year's Met Gala after Kylie Jenner published a selfie to her Instagram account that shows models, pop stars and rappers smoking cigarettes in the Metropolitan Museum of Art's cocaine-only bathrooms.

"These people aren't real supermodels: they don't deserve drug habits," Wintour reportedly yelled.

According to inside sources, Wintour is furious that celebrities who were lucky enough to land an invite to the Met Gala would abuse her trust and violate the museum's hospitality by "partaking in a dirty smoke-filled social media circle jerk in a holy place: the stalls where Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss snort coke."

Wintour apparently called cigarettes "off-brand" and "very Carine Roitfeld."

The list of banned celebrities includes Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, Dakota Johnson, Frank Ocean, Brie Larson, Kim Kardashian, Puff Daddy, A$AP Rocky, and Kendall Jenner.

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