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Lannisters call Trump family “an embarrassment to monarchy”

Lannisters call Trump family “an embarrassment to monarchy”

WESTEROS -- On Wednesday, the House of Lannister, royal house of the seven kingdoms and rulers of the Westerlands, released a lengthy public statement condemning the cruelty, greed and ineptitude of the Trump family, calling Donald Trump and children an "embarrassment to monarchy."

Cersei Lannister singles out failed GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump as a small-minded, psychologically damaged individual "who's grotesquely unfit to lead a country. This Russian patriarch presides like a tyrant over a false court, one that's filled with his criminal sons and contemptible daughters." Cersei concludes that the Trump family's corruption and abhorrent conduct has raised "deeply uncomfortable questions about monarchy as a political theory."

Meanwhile, Tyrion Lannister mocked the Trumps' “continuing and nakedly illegitimate claim to the American throne,” noting that Trump lost the 2016 election to President Hillary Rodham Clinton by a stunning margin of 3 million votes.  

Since November, various Trump children - including Ivanka, Jared, Don Jr. and Eric Trump - have maintained their right to rule over the United States, claiming high places in their father's authoritarian regime.

But the Lannister clan - who are notorious for their inflated egos, back-stabbing, vicious politicking, and long record of human rights abuses - reject the Trump children, calling them shameless "pretenders to the throne" and "fake princelings." 

In the press release, Tommen Lannister makes it clear that as a royal, he wishes to dissociate from the Trumps, calling the Trump family “a low moment for monarchy.”

Donald Trump fired back at the Lannisters early in the morning Wednesday via a tweet:

“Lannisters calling us bad. Very SAD! Crooked Lannister’s export jobs to King’s Landing. People of Westeros hate them. Tyrion has small hands. Every time I see Cersei, blood everywhere, believe me.”

Tyrion responded by scroll, calling Trump, "a fraudulant daughter-fucker whose ugly hotels would never be tolerated at Casterly Rock."

Trump replied to this via Twitter::

 “I hear Jaime and Cersei are banging. DISGUSTING! Incest is BAD! Lannister family isn’t anything like mine, they don’t have Jared. My brown-eyed Jared. Soft lips, tight ass Jared. Beautiful Jared.” 

Donald Trump Jr. replied to his father, "What about me dad?" 

26 hours later, he has yet to get a response.

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