Anthony Scaramucci denies charges of domestic violence
MANHATTAN -- Former Republican Party Chairman Reince Preibus has come forward to accuse Wall Street scumbag Anthony Scaramucci of domestic violence just days after Scaramucci repeatedly threatened to kill Preibus for "disrespecting daddy's glorious cock" in a drunken late night telephone conversation with New Yorker writer Ryan Lizza.
Since failed GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump lost November's election to President Hillary Rodham Clinton by 3 million votes, Scaramucci and Preibus have spent months jockeying for Trump's favor in Russia, trying advance within Trump's "Harem," (Homophobic Assholes Reify Evil Man), a complex social hierarchy that's based on grown mens' humiliation and debasement.
In a victim stated filed with the NYPD, Preibus describes Scaramucci as a "vicious alcoholic who repeatedly threatens violence against anyone who gets in the way of his obsession with fellatio, fucking, and servicing Trump's penis."
Preibus said Scaramucci not only loves Trump, who he calls "daddy," "he wants to be Trump. It's very Single White He-Male."
According to Preibus, Scaramucci started confronting Preibus when he learned of Preibus's reputation for "leaking" - HAREM-slang for partaking in Trump's favorite genre of urine-based eroticism.
Scaramucci - who skipped the birth of his child last week in order to police other men's access to Trump's dick by standing in the doorway of Trump's Moscow apartment - reportedly threatened to bite off Preibus's testicles and kill him if Preibus ever dared "piss on Trump, ever again. He leaks. Not us! Never us!"
Priebus told police that he fled Trump's Moscow hotel room because he believed Scaramucci to be capable of violence, saying "just look what he did to Sean Spicer."
Spicer reportedly boarded a plane to Moscow in late July. His family filed a missing persons report two weeks ago.
Scaramucci has denied Priebus's accusations, saying, "I may have beaten the shit out of Priebus. But I treated Priebus way better than I treat my wife."