Sep 1 Sep 1 Clinton and Merkel achieve world peace by syncing menstrual cycles [email protected] World Affairs
Apr 2 Apr 2 First world miracle: Russian diplomats' life expectancy increases to 46.2 years, "same as under Stalin" [email protected] World Affairs
Nov 10 Nov 10 Trump claims Manafort "can't get a fair treason trial in the U.S." due to "American jurors prejudice against traitors" [email protected] World Affairs
Nov 10 Nov 10 Russian officials admit that colluding with the "inept" Trump campaign was “extremely challenging" [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 24 Jul 24 Clinton's travel ban prevents "rude American tourists" from traveling abroad [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 24 Jul 24 Putin audibly whimpers as U.S. imposes crippling sanctions on Russia [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 19 Jul 19 In modern Russia, land of opportunity, a third-rate judo player realizes his true potential, serial killing [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 7 Jul 7 Shunned by popular girls at G20, Putin furiously calls Hillary “a real Regina George” [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 7 Jul 7 At G20, pathological liar claiming to be "America's President" turns out to be Putin’s plus one [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 4 Jul 4 North Korea celebrates American Independence Day with biggest, most phallic firework, ever [email protected] World Affairs
Jun 22 Jun 22 Rand Paul vacations in libertarian paradise known as Somalia [email protected] World Affairs
Jun 9 Jun 9 David Milliband leads Labour Party to landslide victory in U.K. election [email protected] World Affairs
Jun 7 Jun 7 In Tweet, Trump thanks Putin for "generous gift" of Samsung televisions [email protected] World Affairs
Jun 2 Jun 2 Planet celebrates as Clinton signs Paris Accord: "I'm not a Mother Earth-Fucker" [email protected] World Affairs
May 5 May 5 Kim Jong Un wears Hillary-inspired pantsuit as sign of respect for United States [email protected] World Affairs
Apr 27 Apr 27 Clinton sends son-in-law Marc Mezvinsky to Iraq, Israel and North Korea [email protected] World Affairs
Apr 19 Apr 19 Flexing muscles, Clinton threatens America’s enemies with non-imaginary weapons [email protected] World Affairs
Apr 14 Apr 14 Generals accuse Clinton of being too "hands-on" in Syria and Afghanistan [email protected] World Affairs