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Innocent, law-abiding fifth graders disavow Trump comparisons: "That illiterate poopy-pants is nothing like us"

Sep 6

Sep 6 Innocent, law-abiding fifth graders disavow Trump comparisons: "That illiterate poopy-pants is nothing like us"

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Championing traditional family values, Clinton abolishes ICE. Meanwhile, GOP castigates her notorious "pro-baby" agenda

Jul 9

Jul 9 Championing traditional family values, Clinton abolishes ICE. Meanwhile, GOP castigates her notorious "pro-baby" agenda

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Leaked FBI memo claims crafty Trump only asked prostitutes for "golden showers" to conceal his own massive pee stains

Feb 1

Feb 1 Leaked FBI memo claims crafty Trump only asked prostitutes for "golden showers" to conceal his own massive pee stains

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Franken refuses to resign, but offers to switch parties

Dec 6

Dec 6 Franken refuses to resign, but offers to switch parties

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Trump calls on Congress to abolish history, citing its "strong pro-Hillary bias"

Dec 5

Dec 5 Trump calls on Congress to abolish history, citing its "strong pro-Hillary bias"

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After seven fucked up millennia of patriarchy, historians finally conclude men "aren't leadership material"

Nov 20

Nov 20 After seven fucked up millennia of patriarchy, historians finally conclude men "aren't leadership material"

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Sessions insists he was "blackout drunk" throughout 2016 campaign

Nov 15

Nov 15 Sessions insists he was "blackout drunk" throughout 2016 campaign

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Trump claims Manafort "can't get a fair treason trial in the U.S." due to "American jurors prejudice against traitors"

Nov 10

Nov 10 Trump claims Manafort "can't get a fair treason trial in the U.S." due to "American jurors prejudice against traitors"

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FBI places custom order for 2,179 pairs of new, very tiny handcuffs

Nov 1

Nov 1 FBI places custom order for 2,179 pairs of new, very tiny handcuffs

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“Irony” calls on Trump to stop Tweeting about Hillary Clinton, saying: “I need a break”

Oct 31

Oct 31 “Irony” calls on Trump to stop Tweeting about Hillary Clinton, saying: “I need a break”

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Noted conspiracy theorist Sean Hannity finally refers to Hillary Clinton by her official job title: President of the United States

Oct 31

Oct 31 Noted conspiracy theorist Sean Hannity finally refers to Hillary Clinton by her official job title: President of the United States

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Comey says he's learning "a lot" from Mueller about investigating "actual crimes"

Oct 30

Oct 30 Comey says he's learning "a lot" from Mueller about investigating "actual crimes"

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In secret diary, Mueller confides feelings of professional unhappiness, wishes for “more challenging” job

Oct 30

Oct 30 In secret diary, Mueller confides feelings of professional unhappiness, wishes for “more challenging” job

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Public bewildered after Trump calls Harry Potter his "favorite living American"

Oct 27

Oct 27 Public bewildered after Trump calls Harry Potter his "favorite living American"

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Ivanka Trump tweets "#MeToo"

Oct 20

Oct 20 Ivanka Trump tweets "#MeToo"

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Clinton announces she'll run for re-election in 2020

Oct 17

Oct 17 Clinton announces she'll run for re-election in 2020

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GOP to release next made-up Clinton scandal next week

Oct 17

Oct 17 GOP to release next made-up Clinton scandal next week

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Anthony Scaramucci denies charges of domestic violence

Jul 31

Jul 31 Anthony Scaramucci denies charges of domestic violence

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Jared Kushner: "I did not quaalude with Russia"

Jul 25

Jul 25 Jared Kushner: "I did not quaalude with Russia"

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Putin audibly whimpers as U.S. imposes crippling sanctions on Russia

Jul 24

Jul 24 Putin audibly whimpers as U.S. imposes crippling sanctions on Russia

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