All tagged Ted Cruz

Jul 28

Jul 28 War hero McCain says hanging out with female Senators "really helped me relocate my balls"

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Politics

Jul 13

Jul 13 After Clinton invites Obama to private lunch, Republicans launch investigation into explosive new scandal, "kale-gate"

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Mar 26

Mar 26 Ted Cruz’s mother challenges court's 24-week abortion cutoff: "It's not too late!"

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Domestic Policy

Mar 13

Mar 13 Breaking news: Ted Cruz babysat Casey Anthony's daughter

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Domestic Policy

Mar 1

Mar 1 Did Ted Cruz kill Brittany Murphy?

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Celebrities

Feb 26

Feb 26 Ted Cruz confirms Amanda Knox's innocence, admits to another high-profile murder

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Celebrities

Feb 23

Feb 23 Cruz: "I framed O.J."

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Domestic Policy

Feb 20

Feb 20 FBI reopens investigation into Heath Ledger's death

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Celebrities

Feb 7

Feb 7 Ted Cruz confesses he, of course, killed Vince Foster

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Domestic Policy

Jan 20

Jan 20 Ted Cruz confesses he only became Zodiac Killer to please his father, the killer of JFK

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