Dec 5 Dec 5 Trump calls on Congress to abolish history, citing its "strong pro-Hillary bias" [email protected] Domestic Policy
Nov 10 Nov 10 Russian officials admit that colluding with the "inept" Trump campaign was “extremely challenging" [email protected] World Affairs
Oct 30 Oct 30 In secret diary, Mueller confides feelings of professional unhappiness, wishes for “more challenging” job [email protected] Domestic Policy
Oct 27 Oct 27 Public bewildered after Trump calls Harry Potter his "favorite living American" [email protected] Celebrities
Jul 24 Jul 24 Putin audibly whimpers as U.S. imposes crippling sanctions on Russia [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 19 Jul 19 In modern Russia, land of opportunity, a third-rate judo player realizes his true potential, serial killing [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 10 Jul 10 Donald Trump Jr. says he only colluded with Russia because of “intense competition with Jared” [email protected] Celebrities
Jul 7 Jul 7 At G20, pathological liar claiming to be "America's President" turns out to be Putin’s plus one [email protected] World Affairs
Jun 22 Jun 22 Republicans place themselves on Terrorist Watch List after threatening to “Blow Up” Obamacare [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jun 18 Jun 18 Kellyanne Conway claims she is lost Russian princess Anastasia [email protected] Celebrities
Jun 7 Jun 7 In Tweet, Trump thanks Putin for "generous gift" of Samsung televisions [email protected] World Affairs
May 12 May 12 Trump rejects Constitution for theory of government based on Fyre Festival [email protected] Celebrities
May 3 May 3 In press release, Judas, Typhoid Mary, and Neville Chamberlain disavow James Comey: "We're not misogynists" [email protected] Domestic Policy
May 3 May 3 Doctors tell Michael Flynn there's no immunity for treason [email protected] Domestic Policy