Feb 1 Feb 1 Leaked FBI memo claims crafty Trump only asked prostitutes for "golden showers" to conceal his own massive pee stains [email protected] Domestic Policy
Nov 15 Nov 15 Sessions insists he was "blackout drunk" throughout 2016 campaign [email protected] Domestic Policy
Nov 10 Nov 10 Russian officials admit that colluding with the "inept" Trump campaign was “extremely challenging" [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 24 Jul 24 Putin audibly whimpers as U.S. imposes crippling sanctions on Russia [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 19 Jul 19 In modern Russia, land of opportunity, a third-rate judo player realizes his true potential, serial killing [email protected] World Affairs
Jun 21 Jun 21 Americans' demand for anti-depressants hits all-time low [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jun 16 Jun 16 Sessions claims he had "no idea" Russian spies attended his D.C. potlucks, blames strict White Sheet dress code [email protected] Politics
