Jan 18 Jan 18 ISIS downplays Hillary Clinton’s historic feminist presidency as "tiny setback" to male supremacist cause: "Guys, we can still win this" [email protected]
Jan 18 Jan 18 Clinton nominates Michelle and Barack Obama to fill both Supreme Court vacancies [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jan 18 Jan 18 Bernie bros surprised, delighted, to learn Hillarycare premised on universal coverage [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jan 18 Jan 18 Biden’s ice cream truck makes "fabulous" Amtrak debut [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jan 18 Jan 18 David Cameron defends pig-fucking as more gentlemanly than Trump’s sexual predation [email protected] World Affairs
Jan 18 Jan 18 Elizabeth Warren appointed Treasury Secretary [email protected] Domestic Policy, Wall Street
Jan 18 Jan 18 EPA accuses failed presidential candidate Trump of damaging ozone, snuffing hairspray [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jan 18 Jan 18 Disillusion, shock quakes Republicans on discovering Melania Trump was "an immigrant the whole time" [email protected]
Jan 18 Jan 18 CEO Lloyd Blankfein abruptly quits Goldman Sachs to pursue bee-keeping, closer friendship with Oprah [email protected] Wall Street
Jan 18 Jan 18 Men realize women are people, not just wives, daughters [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jan 14 Jan 14 Kim Jong-un changes hairstyle: State Department analysts call it "overture to Hillary Clinton" [email protected] World Affairs
