Jul 18 Jul 18 TMZ faces backlash after placing “Earth” on celebrity death-watch [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jul 17 Jul 17 Millions of Americans send thank-you notes to John McCain's skull [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jul 13 Jul 13 After Clinton invites Obama to private lunch, Republicans launch investigation into explosive new scandal, "kale-gate" [email protected]
Jul 13 Jul 13 Anticipating prison overcrowding, DOJ adds new "Trump Wing" to Rikers Island [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jul 12 Jul 12 Fox News ratings plummet as Americans’ education, IQs improve [email protected] Politics
Jul 11 Jul 11 In brave stand against materialism, Trump Jr. asks Daddy for a homemade pardon this Christmas [email protected] Celebrities
Jul 11 Jul 11 Clinton proposes tax penalizing inconsiderate people who don't respond to your freaking texts within reasonable timeframes [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jul 10 Jul 10 DNA links Ted Cruz to the brutal murder of Martha and Thomas Wayne [email protected] Politics
Jul 10 Jul 10 Donald Trump Jr. says he only colluded with Russia because of “intense competition with Jared” [email protected] Celebrities
Jul 7 Jul 7 Shunned by popular girls at G20, Putin furiously calls Hillary “a real Regina George” [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 7 Jul 7 At G20, pathological liar claiming to be "America's President" turns out to be Putin’s plus one [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 7 Jul 7 Kanye West releases stunning comeback album featuring Susan Boyle [email protected] Celebrities
Jul 6 Jul 6 Fox News anchors honor Roger Ailes’ memory by molesting lesser-paid female coworkers with impunity, better lawyers [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jul 5 Jul 5 Democrats' jobs program helps West Virginia coal miners retrain as avocado toast artisans [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jul 5 Jul 5 41 years after Hillary Rodham said "I do," Bill Clinton proudly takes his wife's name [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jul 4 Jul 4 North Korea celebrates American Independence Day with biggest, most phallic firework, ever [email protected] World Affairs
Jul 4 Jul 4 Defiant Chris Christie says he only shut down public beach because “I ran out of bridges” [email protected] Domestic Policy
