Jun 13 Jun 13 Trump to be covered under Clinton’s new health plan despite pre-existing stupidity [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jun 12 Jun 12 Accused of treason, Trump changes positions on death penalty [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jun 6 Jun 6 Clinton signs quarter-trillion-dollar infrastructure plan [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jun 2 Jun 2 Planet celebrates as Clinton signs Paris Accord: "I'm not a Mother Earth-Fucker" [email protected] World Affairs
May 16 May 16 Comey's leaked FBI memo predicts he and Clinton would: “live in mansion, have 74 children," #M.A.S.H. [email protected] Domestic Policy
May 10 May 10 Comey apologizes to Clinton, accuses Trump of treason [email protected] Domestic Policy
May 5 May 5 Kim Jong Un wears Hillary-inspired pantsuit as sign of respect for United States [email protected] World Affairs
May 3 May 3 In press release, Judas, Typhoid Mary, and Neville Chamberlain disavow James Comey: "We're not misogynists" [email protected] Domestic Policy
Apr 28 Apr 28 After first 100 days, Clinton's approval rating soars to 91 percent [email protected] Domestic Policy
Apr 27 Apr 27 Clinton sends son-in-law Marc Mezvinsky to Iraq, Israel and North Korea [email protected] World Affairs
Apr 19 Apr 19 Bill O'Reilly leaves Fox to run for president; "Fox and Friends" officially rebrands as "Fox and Your Racist Grandpa” [email protected] Politics
Apr 19 Apr 19 Flexing muscles, Clinton threatens America’s enemies with non-imaginary weapons [email protected] World Affairs
Apr 14 Apr 14 Amazon customers blast Roger Stone's new dystopian novel about "Trump presidency" [email protected] Celebrities
Apr 14 Apr 14 Generals accuse Clinton of being too "hands-on" in Syria and Afghanistan [email protected] World Affairs