All tagged paul ryan

Jun 13

Jun 13 Trump to be covered under Clinton’s new health plan despite pre-existing stupidity

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Domestic Policy

May 5

May 5 Republican-led Congress votes to legalize The Purge

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Domestic Policy

May 2

May 2 Defeated by Obamacare, Ryan decides to re-peel banana

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Domestic Policy

Apr 7

Apr 7 Clinton pushes new single-payer health care plan, GOP vows to fight for poor people's right to die painfully

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Domestic Policy

Mar 24

Mar 24 Republicans in Congress demand immediate repeal and replace of Obamacare

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Politics

Mar 21

Mar 21 Paul Ryan quits part-time job at Soul Cycle

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Mar 20

Mar 20 After 15 qualified female Supreme Court nominees, GOP begs for Merrick Garland

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Domestic Policy

Mar 14

Mar 14 GOP congressmen diagnosed with ITFE Disorder (Inability to Feel Empathy Disorder)

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Mar 14

Mar 14 Paul Ryan peer-pressured into tipping at Arlington restaurant

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Mar 2

Mar 2 Clinton makes Town Halls mandatory for members of Congress

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Feb 28

Feb 28 Remedial math course transforms Ryan's view of Electoral College, education funding

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Domestic Policy

Feb 22

Feb 22 No worries: Paul Ryan found his Adderall

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Domestic Policy