Mar 20 Mar 20 Approval ratings for President Clinton hit 89 percent [email protected] Domestic Policy
Mar 15 Mar 15 Clinton: Sex education must include the phrase “condoms work” [email protected] Domestic Policy
Mar 3 Mar 3 Men aren't successful in corporate America because "they don't interview well" [email protected] Wall Street
Feb 28 Feb 28 Clinton, pioneer of Hillarycare, confirms health care is complicated, morons [email protected] Domestic Policy
Feb 28 Feb 28 Trend alert! Increasingly, juries extend rape victims "the presumption of innocence" [email protected] Domestic Policy
Feb 28 Feb 28 Remedial math course transforms Ryan's view of Electoral College, education funding [email protected] Domestic Policy
Feb 16 Feb 16 In apology, Dr. Luke tearfully claims Kesha was "just too rapeable" [email protected] Celebrities
Feb 9 Feb 9 Historic first: Male senators listen to female colleague in polite silence [email protected] Domestic Policy
Feb 7 Feb 7 Johnny Depp apologizes for spousal abuse, Pirates of the Caribbean movies [email protected] Celebrities
Feb 7 Feb 7 Fascists disappointed by robust state of American democracy [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jan 30 Jan 30 Earth starts to heal: Montana and Louisiana final two states to join nationwide composting initiatives [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jan 21 Jan 21 Drake questions purpose of gendered pronouns, accuses English language of sexist agenda [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jan 20 Jan 20 Wall Street feverishly tries to ascertain whether "intersectional feminism" is a stock [email protected] Wall Street
Jan 18 Jan 18 New York Times’ editor acknowledges paper's "irrational hatred of Hillary Clinton" has gotten out of hand, staff enters 12-step program [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jan 18 Jan 18 U.S. grapples with its long, violent history of oppressing women [email protected] Domestic Policy
Jan 18 Jan 18 Bernie bros surprised, delighted, to learn Hillarycare premised on universal coverage [email protected] Domestic Policy